lol you must think you’re so cool lying about all your times and saying shit about everyone. but you’re NOT. im so tired of people like you.
“Yeah guys I have a 24 in 50 free but I could go faster if I tried!” - Has had a 25 for the past two years
“Oh yeah even I could go faster than 1:15 in 100 breast!” - Has a 1:17
“I could break 1:00 in 100 IM easily!” - Can barely go 1:05
“I’m not going to Far Westerns because I would rather stay at home!” - Doesn’t even have a Far Western
“I don’t have Far Westerns/CCS because I slack off in practice!” - Does extra practice after everyone gets out
“Wow you are really slow!” - Is slower than most kids 2 years younger than him
“You’ll never get CCS!” - Probably won’t get within 1 second of any CCS times before he graduates
